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A fat bitch that lives in a council house that sells Fake clothes for a living and has 4 kids to different dads and has botox on her fanny
Had a quick shag with Wendy last night
That Botox really paid off
in short it can either be used as a fast food restaurant or it could be used for WENDYS NUTS SLAP ACROSS YOUR FACE
sam: hey bro i got a girlfriend, her name is wendys.
you: whos wendys?
sam: *short pause and sinister grin* *inhails* WENDYS NUTS SLAP ACROSS YOUR FACE
you: see this is why you DONT have a girlfriend.
sam: :(
pick up line
smart man: Can't you wait for wendys?
doofus: wendys?
smart man: wendys nuts drag on yo face
wendeys nuts drag on yo face
Wendys is a restaurant but in this case its used as a pick up line
Wendy, a sunflower in the darkness, she will try her best for everyone but without the exception of hers, she is silent but sweet, a gay as she can be.
That girl Wendy is nice and very gay and pure
A Girl that'll ride you intil you can take no more
I here you got a girl the other night, yeh mate but she went all WENDY on me
people make Wendy's out to be so good and delicious. It's not. I speak from experience. They serve you rotten, moldy fries, uncooked meat, and when I ate there for the first time 5 years ago everyone threw up after.
if you were to, yknow, give them the benefit of the doubt and eat there again, they will serve you rotten shit. again.
the best thing about Wendy's is it's Twitter account, and thats bad too.
Person 1: wh- where did person 2 and person 3 go?
Person 4: they ate at Wendy's and now they're sick. 'Been puking every 9.5 minutes afterward.
Person 1: damn.