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The honor and respect all guys should show to their friends. Even if they are only slightly friends with this guy. You can never talk to, hang out with or do anything nice for my girl unless it is first approved by me. Never rub another man's rhubarb! Furthermore, you cannot change your relationship with her if we ever break up. Ending the friendship along with castration is the prefered punishment for breaking any of these rules.
"You let her sleep over at your house last night? I don't give a fuck if nothing happened man, you broke the guy code."
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a set of rules that a bro must live by, that when broken, result in a series of consequences, ranging from paying for drinks for a night all the way to loss of permanent shotgun status.
sample articles.
#1 - bros before hoes
#2 - whether or not a bro cares about sports, a bro cares about sports
#56 - a bro in a relationship will always wing for a single bro
#69 - duh
#83 - a bro will never ask for directions when traveling with an excess of 3 people in the car.
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When a human specimen is considered very attractive to the opposite sex. In this happening, usually the Male specimen would try to engage in Relationship with the Female specimen(or vice versa). In doing this, the male specimen(or female)will try to engage in sexual contact. This is when the male specimen sticks his PENIS into the womans VAGINA and the males PENIS will squirt a white liquid called semen or as they call it in west Canada "Jizz". Usually the male would have a Latex covering(Condom) over his erect PENIS trying to stop the Jizz(semen) from entering through the Fallopian tubes(part of the VAGINA) of the female. After the intercourse, the male(or female) would usually not call the female after they engage in this beautiful ritual called sex. After doing this the male would tell all his friends through myspace, text, or in person that he "hooked up" with this "code 14".
"Damn dude, check out that code 14 with that nice body, i gotta hit that shit"
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The secret code that only noob teens know and use. Used while chatting, it can be the savior of the teen in question to keep their parents from finding out how much of a skank they are. Always used to subtley tell the other person to change the subject.
9/99 Teen Code - Fredrick:I luv Mary's tits.
Augustus: 9!
Fredrick: Nice day at school, wasnt it mate?
Augustus: 99.
Parent Over Shoulder Teen Code (pos) - Georgia: Steve ate me out but i had a yeast infection.
Martha: oh crap pos
Georgia: We should make cookies next time we sleep over!
Martha: Okay she left. Did he have dough on his lip afterwords?
QQ Teen Code (quiet, q?) - Bert: dude, we should totally smoke reefer tomorrow.
Ernie: qq i love to read books.
Bert: Ya, me too. Harry Potter is so great.
eep Teen Code (emergency eavesdroping parent) - Samantha: Im pregnant! Emanuel: eep! I hate homework!
etc.
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The sexual practise whereby two people repeatedly headbutt each other until they reach orgasm or die. Whichever comes first.
"Hey Jurgen, what's up with your face?"
"Got Helga to Norse Code with me last night"
"Sweet!"
"Not really. She's dead"
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A set of codes for friends to live by: No friend shall date, talk to or hangout with another friends X girl unless he is approved to do so.
John broke bro code by hanging out with Bob's X girlfriend without getting approval first.
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1. Sexualizes and objectifies the young body
2. Blames the wearer for the onlookers perceptions/actions
3. Perpetuated rape culture
4. I total BS
Ugh I hate dress code.
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