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When a guy and a girl have buttsex in a very cold place, such as a freezer or antarctica.
Guy to friend: "dude you know that smokin hot girl Mary? We had Alaskan anal yesterday outside in the 19 degree weather... My dick practically froze inside her."
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(n) A sexual manuver;
While still in foreplay, the giver must slap the reciever's ass silly num. As the giver enters, thier partner will be so num from the beating to thier posterier that they should not feel the penetration. This is called the alaskan icicle. If having vaginal intercourse, one may slap the vagina with the hand, leather belt, fly swatter, or similar to make it completely num. Intercourse will feel like fucking an icicle.
I got off in 2 minutes, but it took Green 45 minutes because he had to thaw out the alaskan icicle before he felt any of it.
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it is when the man cums in a womans mouth from getting a blowjob then pushes her head in his cock deep throating her with a tight grip and tells her " I have a confession to tell you i have aids and syphillis from sleeping with a prostitute" and the woman gets shocked.
tommy:thats a good girl ( Tommy is giving her a alaskan breezer she is not aware of and cums in her mouth.)
Tommy:i have a confession to tell you i have aids and syphillis for sleeping with the best prostitue in a local brothel.(tommy holds katrinas head to his dick deep throating her.)
katrina:you evil bastard!!!!!!
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whit having anal intercourse, deficate and roll you turd into a ball, hold it in your hand and shove it into your parters mouth
(for you super fucked up people with even more fucked up fetish's)
i alaskan shitballed her mouth. and she loved it
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when you have snowballs in both hands and you slam them between someone's nutsack, making for a funny reaction.
ALASKAN PANCAKES FUDGE FAGETS MY NOW MY NUTS ARE COLD AND THEY HURT
a nice serving of alaskan pancakes
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To put your lips and tounge in a freezer then give a freezing cold blowjob.
After hot steamy sex i decided to cool things down with an alaskan blowjob
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When a man shits in plastic wrap, freezes it, then while having anal sex with his partner, grabs the frozen shit and rams it in her ass like it was his cock.
Damn! it smells like someone has been in an Alaskan Pipeline in here!
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