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The Code by which every Alt-Bro must live. A philosophy based on the logic of setting bowling lane bumpers, and empowering others to bang around, within the provided constraints.
The 4 Bromandments:
1. Be curious
2. Be accepting
3. Be woke
4. Be inclusive
Commonly Heard Alt-Broisms:
"All bromandments are equally important."
"Sometimes you don't need to give an answer, just listen."
"Healthy inside, healthy outside."
"Be simple, without being plain."
"You bought the ticket, you take the ride."
(Alt-Bro Code)
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That key combination one presses when one wants to turn one's screen contents upside-down.
(To reverse, Ctrl+Alt+Up)
(Windows XP only. Vista will zoom the screen in and 7 sucks so it does nothing.)
LOLOLOL!!!111!!ONEONE!!!!!11
You should try pressing Ctrl+Alt+Down!! It's well funny!111!!1!!!ONE!
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1. People who have left Mother Earth and gone to colonize distant worlds
2. The name for Christians in the future
3. One who has faith in God Almighty
A group of people who have gone and colonized a distant world and who also believe in Jesus Christ.
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A very sad specimen indeed. Here is an overview of the alt-right troll:
Appearance - Usually an overweight neck bearded incel aged between 20 to 35 years old. If you don’t initially see them, you will surely smell their pungent body odor that is a result from their poor hygiene.
Habitat- Commonly found in their mother’s basement, where they sit in front of their computers for 14 hours a day, living off Mountain Dew.
Behavior- The alt-right troll’s sole purpose is to “own the libs.” In their sad attempts to do so, they typically go on YouTube and leave trolling comments on leftist/progressive YouTube channel videos. These comments can be anything from mocking the channel to spreading some false conspiracy theory. The purpose of these comments is to trigger viewers, who will fire back in the comment section. This is what the alt-right troll lives for. When they are not trying to “own the libs,” alt-right trolls commonly congregate with each other on 4chan, where they spread their crazy conspiracy theories, and take turns inhaling copium to deal with the loss of their daddy Trump.
Other things of note - If you are lucky enough (or unlucky enough, depending on how you want to put it), you may see an alt-right troll masturbate to pictures of Donald Trump. Alt-right trolls are also typically white supremacists and Nazi sympathizers, who believe that the Hitler and slavery weren’t that bad.
With their lord and savior Trump gone, alt-right trolls are struggling to stay afloat.
If you go to a leftist/progressive YouTube video and scroll all the way to the bottom of the comment section, you will likely see an alt-right troll attempting to trigger the viewers. Before you get mad, take a moment and think about how sad and pathetic alt-right trolls truly are. If you keep that in mind, they will never be able to trigger you.
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The act of cleansing the US of neo Nazi scum.
I alt-right-deleted his Nazi ass!
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When one person is using alternative accounts to back them up or boost them in a argument (online most of the time in a youtube comment section)
Main account stranger: (insert argument text here) Alternative accounts: He is right/Building of the point and saying he is correct/Boosting in general/Liking his comment and relpying with supportive comments and then disliking and commenting negative things to the MAS (main account stranger) enemy The alt-Account alliance working together with the main account in the argument
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