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battle apple

A thug / gang weapon resembling a mace. Euphemism for the penis, referenced in the song "Josie" by Steely Dan ("We're gonna shine up the battle apple . . .")

"Jo would you love to scrapple
She'll never say no
Shine up the battle apple
We'll shake 'em all down tonight
We're gonna mix in the street . . ."

by TANSTAAFL1 June 10, 2010

57๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


apple bum

a girl with a tiny waist that explodes into a round, bootylicious derrier. Rap group A Tribe called Quest made phrase famous in the early '90s with "Bonita apple bum" song.

"Hey bonita apple bum, shake that ass".

by Ulla Mahaka May 16, 2006

61๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


apple fangirl

A girl who is a fan of and addicted to and/or loves products made by Apple, also she finds them superior to any electronic device made by other companies

I'm an Apple fangirl and love the iPhone, it is so much better than Android

by ยงฤซโ˜…ยฎ|ยกฤซโ‚ฌ August 26, 2015

16๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


apple fanboy

A person who fits at least one of the following:

1. only knows how to use a Mac and cannot handle a PC, gets very frustrated using one.

2. thinks that Macs' hardware are much better (although statistically their failure rates are not that different than other laptops).

3. over exaggerate his/her passion for Mac products. e.g. I *need* an iPad to read my newspaper and magazines.

4. uses Apple as a status symbol.

5. buys a new Mac product without knowing the prominent features. e.g. GPS and FaceTime in iPhone 4.

6. thinks he/she is technologically savvy but actually knows very little about technology e.g. does not know the difference between 3G and EDGE, 3G versus Wi-fi.

7. Owns many Mac products and is very proud of it.

8. Feels entitled to get a new Mac product on launch day and get unreasonably angry when failing to do so.

9. Has absolutely no idea what open source is.

10. Thinks that the new features that Apple introduces are ground-breaking even though they had been available for years. e.g. 3G, multitasking.

11. When their Apple products fail instead of admitting that Macs can fail sometimes just like PCs, focus on how amazing the experience of getting it replaced at the Genius Bar.

12. Although Macs are better than a PC in some areas (and vice versa), does not know any of the evidences; just *think* that Macs are better.

13. Feels special and cool to own a Mac product although it is no longer a cult to own a Mac product, unlike 10 years ago.

I just think Macs are better. I'm not an Apple fanboy though.

by calhobs September 11, 2010

443๐Ÿ‘ 93๐Ÿ‘Ž


apple bloom

most awesome cutest little pony on the T.V show My little pony: friendship is magic. she is one of the cutie mark crusaders and is BFF's with Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle! plus, she's apple jack's little sis

"apple bloom is soooooo cute!"

by PiNkAmEnA pIe June 15, 2012

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apple wanker

Someone with an unnecessary amount of apple products who loves their apple products more than any other human being and is on the brink of becoming sexually attracted to them.

Guy 1: Did you see Marc flashing his new iPad today
Guy 2: Yeah, I swear that's like his 3rd one this year
Guy 1: What a douche
Guy 2: Yeah, he's such an apple wanker

by papabear20315 April 13, 2012

22๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Apple Tax

A term to describe the extra money one pays for buying an Apple product. Also known as the "Fanboy Fee," the fictional "Apple Tax" is what consumers pay for the Apple cool factor.

Well, this laptop would only cost me $700 less if it weren't for the Apple tax.

by Tim January 17, 2008

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