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An Atomic Irish Car Bomb is exactly like a regular Irish Car Bomb, except you use much larger glasses. The primary glass, which is usually a regular 12-ounce pint glass, is replaced with a much larger/oversized beer mug (usually 30+ ounces in size). The secondary glass, which is usually a 1 ounce shot glass, is replaced with a regular 12-ounce pint glass.
How to do it:
Fill the 12 ounce pint glass up halfway with Jameson Irish Whiskey, and the rest of the way up with Bailey's Irish Cream (Yes, that’s 6 shots of each.. 12 shots all together). Then, fill the large beer mug halfway up with Guinness (this should usually be about 15 - 20 ounces).
Submerge the pint glass halfway down in the giant glass of Guinness, take a deep breath, drop it in, and immediately chug like you've never chugged before. When you are finished, slam the giant glass down and take another deep breath. You stomach will feel like you just ate an entire thanksgiving dinner, and you should be extremely drunk within 15 minutes.
Joel: "While we're here, want to pickup a bottle of Jameson?"
TZ: "Yes! Actually, make that 2 bottles of Jameson, and 2 bottles of Baileys. I want to do a few Atomic Irish Car Bomb's tonight!"
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To Chedda Chize another male on both his bosoms. The desired effect is to lift said person off the ground.
Person one: So i was running aro....
Person two: ATOMIC CHEDDA CHIZE!!
Person one: AHH! (head goes through the roof)
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Very similar to the 'Atomic Nut Drop' whereby one pushes a person off a balcony after a sexual encounter followed by ejaculating over the edge as they fall, in hopes of hitting them with the ejaculatory fluid before the victim can reach the ground. But in this case a suitable person cannot be found and you are so eager to attempt the 'Atomic Nut Drop' that you choose an uglier disposable person whose head needs to be covered by a bag.
James was unable to find a suitable woman to perform an atomic nut drop on, but he was so eager to attempt the move that he picked up Carla, took her to his hotel and initiated a Bagged Atomic Nut Drop.
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Commonly known as the PATSY, of course "PASTY" is only an acronym for Photo-Atomic Trans-Somgoblulating Yectofantriplutoniczanziptomiser. This was originally made in "Captain Underpants, and The Attack Of The Talking Toilets" It can turn any 2D photograph and transform it into a living, breathing copy of that image.
I present the PASTY 2000, it can transform any 2D object into a 3D living, breathing copy of that image. It will revolutionise the world!
It was revolutionise the world and you call it PATSY?!
That's just an acronym. It stands for Photo-Atomic Trans-Somgoblulating Yectofantriplutoniczanziptomiser .
not knowing someone at all - to be more precise, not knowing someone even at the very infinitesimal atomic level.
"yo brah whuh chu jarking?"
Shit man, i dont know you from atom
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because they make up everything...
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When you cum so much, it travels great distances..... around four inches from the tip.
Dude..... Katie definitely brings on an atomic jiz.