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Well known saying for when you make an idiot of yourself. Sadly the hand gesture you make for this Awkward Turtle, is actually the american sign language sign for 'platypus'
"That's not a awkward turtle you moron, that's a platypus"
"shit."
A botched attempt at an awkward whale that more resmbles a muslim praying than a beached whale.
Only to be used in situations of religious awkwardness.
Tom: Do you want a ham sandwich for lunch?
Will: No, I'm Jewish
Tom: *Awkward Muslim*
lying on the outskirts of "rough city" is awkward castle. its the place one goes when they say something insensitive or stupid, then feel like an asshole. they sit in the awkward castle.
Alyssa didn't realize that when she was talking about Ashley, Ashley was standing right next to her. Alyssa now is in the towers of the Awkward Castle.
Anytime some one brings up some totally awkward you pull out the "awkward flask". This is done by gesturing like you were to be pulling a flask out of a pocket, unscrewing the lid and then taking a swig. Note that this is just a gesture otherwise if you wanted to actually do this with a real flask around certain people you'd get just totally smashed. Like your mom for example. Anyway its really just another symbol showing how awkward a situation is.
" You know I totally less than three you but if the awkward flask were real I'd be an alcoholic"
chick: "so my mom was saying something the other day about satisfaction"
dude: *pulls out awkward flask*
1.) when a guy gets happy, eliciting a response from his banana (dick), and those around him notice and call 'awkward banana'
2.) code name for a boner
1.) *sprong!* 'AWKWARD BANANA!'
2.) 'dude I kissed him and he totally got an awkward banana'
The most disgusting and awkward sex position ever.
Wow Sean is such a slut, he'll do the awkward oyster with just about anyone.
When you know they can be a couple but they are being awkward
It’s awkward af when Leah and Sheen are fucking in the wall.