puss bagel

a funny word used to insult someone

JON- ur a fag!
JACK- well ur a puss bagel!

bagel throat

The feeling of a phlegm-like, sticky substance in the throat, perhaps after eating a bagel.

*clears throat* "just bagel throat guys"

jizz bagel

placing a bagal around your gentitals and using it as a masturbating device later to jizz on it and eat it

I am so humgry i can eat a jizz bagel

Bagel sweats

After having a large, filling bagel, you feel so full and out of shape that you start to reevaluate your breakfast choice.

*leaving a bakery*
Jackson: Holy crap do I have the bagel sweats. Crank the A/C!

dirt bagel

When you put butter or cream cheese on someone's butt hole before licking it.

She's so hot id give her a dirt bagel.

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The bagel effect

When small incidents that doesn’t seem to matter end in catastrophe

miles morales throws a bagel at a scientist only to realize he’s the spot. Thats the bagel effect

Bagel Run

When your mind wanders during conversation, as if it's going off to get bagels for a second.

"Sorry, could you repeat that? I was on a bagel run just now."