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When the fly to your trouser is unzipped
The barn door is open.
Oops, let me zip it up.
The pottery barn groan refers to the pissed off scoff/groan that someone lets loose after checking the price on something they wanted to buy from the catalog. Also applies in pottery barn stores, but more toned down due to salespeople that might be listening.
Jenna: OMG, that vintage apothecary table would look PERFECT in the living room!
Sarah: Wow, it is beautiful. Lemme check the price.
*Pottery Barn groan*
Sarah: Awww man.
Jenna: What?
Sarah: It's more than our rent, Jen.
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When yo nigga be down town tongue punching ya clam and you cum so good you rip a mean fart out the back door stankin like a dirty farm animal
Last night Jamal was going down on me and I decided to test true love when I hit that nigga with a Barn Door Blowout and he even tried to suck in my fart the second I let rip...in fact hewanted to share the Barn Door Blowout with me, so he hit me with a "Cup O' Soup." the rest is history....
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When crap your pants trying to hold it in.
Nancy: are you ok rob
Rob: nope, the horse left the barn, I'm gonna have to change.
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Usually a school teacher
Tends to be an English or History teacher who calls students names such as ‘dumb’ and ‘rude’.
Not familiar with technology and gets highly agitated when using it.
Uses words - like ‘you’re very rude’ ‘get on with your work’ and noises such as ‘arghhh’
Often says someone’s name wrong.
Enjoys calling people things such as: nicompoop, horrid, nasty, scum ... etc
‘’Do you have miss/mrs Barnes for anything? She’s awful!’
‘she’s a real mrs/miss barnes’
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Travis Scott: I love you
Kylie Jenner: Muck my Barn Daddy
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When a toy car is inserted into the rectum of a person and their partner has to retrieve it with their tongue.
oh my god, when we did the Portugese car barn, it was such a rush. His tongue was so cold and it sent shivers down my gooch
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