Essex bash

a particularly enthusiastic and spontaneous wank.

I got really bored yesterday so I had a cheeky Essex bash.

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Scoomy bashing

When you have low self esteem so you go to the special school and beat up retarded kids for fun.

"hey bro, I'm feeling like shit, wanna go Scoomy bashing?"

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Shield Bash

Two men with chodes having a "sword fight."

Owen: Do you think Gary and Chuck have Sword Fights?
Neil: Those two? No, they both have chodes.
Owen: Oh... So they have Shield Bashes

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bash crab

A really ugly bitch

She is a bash crab

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Emo-bashing

Bullying. Plain and simple. However, people think it's acceptable for some reason.

Um, bullying emo kids. Verbal or physical. Doesn't matter. Emo-bashing is just wrong, as is any other form of bullying.

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Maori bashing

The racist and fascist act of making derogatory remarks so as to paint all Maori people in a negative light

Hey my Fascist friends lets go Maori bashing while we try litigate their country from them for the church and corporations

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bum bashing

A term used for the act of anaul sex with another man.

"you big raving bum bashing homosexual!"

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