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One who cuts a smelly fart in a circumstance in which all are grossed out and suffer, such as an office meeting, at the dinner table, in a restaurant, etc.
Have a little respect you stinkbutt bastard - it's your own grandmother's funeral!
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You will often find this word misspelled as two words instead of its proper usage as a single hyphenated word. The magnificent bastard is someone who has the utmost confidence in every situation capable of pontificating on every subject within the Anglo American lexicon. Unlike other poor fools, growing up the magnificent bastard never needed to run back to his father for counsel, guidance or explanation on the various complexities and mysteries of life. Since he didn't have a father he developed the inner confidence required to Assume positions of prominence & be seen as the paragon of masculinity and the alpha example of utterly complete dominance.
Guy 1: "My god, man! Look at that savage over there as the most beautiful women in the world flock around him?"
Guy2: "Is it Donald Trump?"
Guy1: "No! That magnificent-bastard, Jeffrey!"
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A thorough and vicious beating directed at the face or head of a deserving recipient
If I saw that snivelling welsh judas Bellamy in the street, I'd give him a right good cunting in the bastard.
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Two slang words put together in an awsome context, (bastard, one who is born whislst parents are still un-married,) (cunt a womens vagina, mmm my favorite!)
used together sometimes to maybe emphsise a point.
I didnt go out and get drunk last night, i went out and got pissed as a bastard cunt!
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a driving expression used to release your frustations at unintelligent drivers. best is used while shaking your fist.
damned you, you bastard cock! *shake fist at ignorant driver here*
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Person who continually wears suit jacket, with, or without matching trousers
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