steady state bathroom

The point at which a bathroom becomes one in & one out. Can be as a result of only one available toilet but ultimately occurs when the demand for humans to release their toxins becomes greater than the supply of facilities, which causes a line to form outside the bathroom.

Dude 1: Dude, I've gotta piss like a race horse.

Dude 2: Me too bro. Let's go find a tree, this bathroom has been steady state for days.

Pedestrian Canadian: steady state bathroom, eh?

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bathroom stalker

Someone that takes a DUMP several times during an 8 hour work day. When you see them headed toward the bathroom, you know one of the stalls is their destination.

Innocent Bystander 1: Hey whats that guy doing in the bathroom again? He was in there 20 minutes ago.

Innocent Bystander 2: Aww shit! He's a bathroom stalker!

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Bathroom Ho/whore

well actually being a hipocryt and saying she wants her first kiss to be special. But then goes into a bathroom and locks the door knowing that there is a guy in there.

Alexa Is a bathroom Ho/whore

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bathroom savages

my band

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Walmart bathroom party

When you destroy some twelve year olds dream by choke slamming him into the sink

Yo my mans just Walmart bathroom party that kid

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Mississippi bathroom break

A bathroom break you take at work that consists of chugging a glass of wine, smoking a cigar, and drinking coffee; ideally red wine, a Macanudo, and columbian coffee.

Hey boss, I have to take a quick Mississippi bathroom break.

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public bathroom#9091

public bathroom is emo

Karla: Hey Public Bathroom are you alright?
Public Bathroom#9091: I’m emo now…
Karla: oh

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