EPG Beats

A hot music producer who is sexy af

Friend- did u hear EPG Beats new song
Me- no but I heard his sexy ass on my dick

Bad Beat

In gambling, when it would appear the outcome of an event is virtually decided, and suddenly, at the very last, ( or near very last) moment, the script gets flipped, and the predicted winning ticket is now a LOSER.

He suffered a Bad Beat when his horse, who was about to win the race, jumped a shadow, and fell into the rail, dislodging the jockey, interestingly, in the shadow of the finish line, disqualified.

beat scene

used when describing a person, place or situation that is beat.

BEAT (situation), as in lame, boring, stupid, not fun, sucks
or
BEAT (person), as in whore, slut, undesirable company, someone who continually sucks at life in general, etc.
or
BEAT (place), as in overcrowded bars/clubs, places where undesirables hang out/solicit, places that people have generally below average IQs, parties that suck where people are being obnoxious, fighting, yelling, or all of the above(s).

BEAT SCENE can denote either a person, place or situation. see below.

BEAT SCENE situation:

Greg: Man, today at work I had to deal with all of these trons. What a beat scene.

BEAT SCENE person:

Nico: I hate going out to stupid bars in south side, they're always full of beat scenes.

BEAT SCENE place:

Greg: Let's go to Primanti's to watch the game tonight.
Nico: Fuck that, it's such a beat scene

smelly beats

The smelliest of all beats, normally played out of a bad mans car with tinted windows and huge twin turbo exhaust.

Guy 1 - "Nahhh man, av you seen Sam Broadheads smelly beats"
Guy 2 - "Never seen any beats as smelly"

Binge Beating

When you ejaculate multiple times in a row with no breaks in between. Multiple jack sessions back to back.

I tried going to sleep but got distracted binge beating.

Beat Poet

Poets who broke through in the post WWII years and tried to change human thinking via verse. Usually deals with contemporary culture and issues. Short for Beatnik poet.

Whilst researching poetry, I found Jack Kerouac and many other Beat Poets.

Hate Beat

When one masturbates and is unhappy with their life all at the same time, they basically want to kill themselves in the middle of masturbation.

Jeff failed his test today and his girlfriend broke up with him because he wanted to felch her, he will probobly hate beat tonight hard core style.