Go to bed

Black mama:YALL KIDS NEEDA GO TO BED BEFORE I WOOP ALL YALL ASSES OKAY BENN SHAWN AND MARCOES OKAY!!

mama:so ben you wanna eat chips
Benn:im sorry mom
Mama:whoops benn ass
Shawn:starts twerking on marcus.
Marcus:pushes shwan off the bunk bed and he dies.
Benn:*still getting his ass beat* damn
Mama:now YALL needa go to BEDD

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sea bed

Wet vagina with crabs

We call that girl over there Seabed Simmons.

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Bed Crumbs

Blanket fuzz and other particles found in your hair after sleeping or laying in bed. Most common first thing in the morning after a good nights sleep.

Person: "You have a fuzz in your hair."

Me: "Oh, it's just bed crumbs. I should probably shower."

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Bed Hair

A hairdo that looks like you just finished having sex.

Random friend: "Whoa! Look at Hailey's new haircut! *chuckle* She's got a sexy case of bed hair going on!"

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shit the bed

1. verb. To die

2. verb. To become mechanically inoperable beyond the point of repair. See also, fucked, fubar.

entymology and usage: "shit the bed" comes from the unfortunate final humiliation when an animal's (yes, including human's) bowels completely relax at the point of death, causing the contents of the colon to be expelled. To use the term as a "euphamism" for biological death is considered to be in poor taste. It is more often colorfully used in definition 2.

1. That asshole Mr Jones never had a good word to say to anyone. At his funeral, the few attendees were secretly glad that he had shit the bed.

2. I was hoping that my car could be repaired, but the mechanic told me that it had shit the bed so I had it scrapped.

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fresh in bed

one who is fresh in bed is a virgin

That girl is fresh in bed

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jew bed

When someone is having sex in the same bed as you, and you're not involved in it.

"I didn't get much sleep last night because I was involved in a jew bed."

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