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The male penis, post ejaculation, in the refractory period. Often a flaccid or semi-flaccid state.
After a marathon wanking session, Jeremy laid back and admired the shrimp paste on his Pulled Beef.
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An extreme case of elongated labia majoras.
Tammy was so hot until she took down her pants and her beefskirts hit the floor..
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A semi-slang term used to describe one extreme of of possible possible of a woman's labia minora. It is characterized by a wavy shape of the labia with many wrinkles and fine crevices.
The opposite extreme is referred to as "rose petal."
It is important to note that while current fashion tends to favor labia near the rose petal end of the spectrum, there is nothing "gross" or "weird" about roast beef. Every vulva is a unique and special part of every women.
Other terms that describe the form of a women's labia include "innie" and "outie," both referring to whether or not the labia minora protrude from the labia majora.
Be it roast beef or rose petal, it's the texture inside that counts.
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man who with his size and mind is loved by all, feared but those who deserve it, and loved by the ladys who know wassup...
one who has the skill to lead a nation into a chillin future.
StuBeeeeeeeeeeef!!! You the man Stubeef.
Only someone like stubeef can take care of this sh*t.
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A heavily processed roast beef pressed into a loaf. When sliced, the roast beef has a slimy, iridescent appearance and has a distinctive squeaky feeling when chewed. This roast beef is commonly served in cafeterias and fast food restautants.
I can't eat fast food roast beef sandwiches anymore because they all use squeaky beef.
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The male member, seen at his most magnificent and in his full-sized glory, usually after being aroused by the sight of a beautiful female, and just before satisfying her longings, when he comes inside her and gives her the big o. Particularly appropriate when used in reference to a cock of regal grandeur and majestic dimensions, standing stiffly erect and at attention so as to proudly display every inch of his full height when he is swollen to his hugest size. Analogized to a "bazooka" both because of his shape and his ability to fire explosive blasts when he ejaculates. and described as "beef" because of his massively muscular strength.
She moaned and sobbed and groaned and shrieked with each of my pelvic thrusts I fucked her with my beef bazooka. When I came, I could feel my cock exploding like a giant stick of dynamite, and I shouted with great joy, "Oh, yeah! I fucked you!"
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