Beat it before you Meat it

Before you go out to meet a girl, 'bate so you'll last longer when you bang her later.

dude 1: Dude I'm gonna meet up with Arielle at that party later
dude 2: Aww shit dude you better beat it before you meat it
dude 1: haha aight bro

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cake before you break

to have sex before you break up.

just go cake before you break. man shut the fuck up.

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Hoes Before Bros Disorder

When a male prioritizes a hoe before the bros.

The boys: Noah wanna hang out
Noah: Can’t Victoria needs my math homework
The boys: You need to get your Hoes Before Bros Disorder checked out

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Pouring the milk before the cereal

The right and only way of eating cereal

Omg shes pouring the milk before the cereal ?? She's so smart

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wet before contact

The act of precuming before a sexual act. Also shortened to wbc.

I visited a strip club with some friends at the weekend, but I was wet before contact.

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An After n' Before Guy

someone who jacks off when they get home right after school and right before they go to bed at night.

yo i'm gonna try not to jerk off for 3 days. I bet u can't do that!" "Alex: you're right, I'm more of an after n' before guy

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Before School Panic Anxiety

When a teen (usually in grades 7 -12) feels and experiences an extreme rush of anxiety, panic, and nervousness during the time before going to school (Around 6-7 AM). This is usually caused from stress of something that occurs or will occur at school.

9th Grader 1: "I didn't go to school today because I had Before School Panic Anxiety"
9th Grader 2: "Aww man I am sorry I hope you feel better"