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Boi 1: You got yo scraper bike?
Boi 2: No, man, I got myself 2 scraper bikes!
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A bicycle rider that thinks bikes should be treated like cars and ride according to that precept. It doesn't matter that bikes can't travel 45 mph in traffic and consequently screw up traffic and cause apprehension and hesistation for surrounding vehicles who don't know whether they can pass the stupid douche. Even though almost all American streets are not designed to accomodate bike traffic, bike nazis insist that drivers "share the road" when doing so is unsafe and not practical.
If your name ain't Lance Armstrong, get the fuck off the road, stupid bike nazi!
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Having sex with a black man.
I was riding the bike so fast yesterday... I think I might have injured myself.
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Referring to someone who has been fucking two best friends, either consecutively or simultaneously. Can be a girl or guy.
Have you heard about her? After she broke up with Josh she started fucking Will.
Yeah, she's a tandem bike
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An overused excuse that hides a person's true intentions.
(Coined from Pokemon, where Misty always followed Ash until he "paid her back for wrecking her bike". She would use this "Bike Excuse" whenever confronted about why she still followed Ash, when in reality it was because she loved him.)
Person A: For the hundredth time, I'm sorry for barging in on you, I was looking for the bathroom.
Person B: Oh, don't give me that Bike Excuse, we all know it was because you wanted to see me change.
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A word I was using long before South Park used it on their episode "The F Word"
1). Someone who one day aspires to be a Harley rider.
2). A misinterpretation of the word Bi curious
1).
man 1: Did you hear John is saving up for a Harley?
man 2: Yeah, I think he's bike curious.
2).
Boy: Joe told me he was a little bike curious the other day and after started rubbing my back. I think he's gay but I don't know why he would be curious about bikes...
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Bike Ninjas are people who wear all black, and and become very ninja-looking when wearing a face mask / balaclava in cold weather. The all black also adds to their "invisibility" while riding at night (which can be dangerous). Bike Ninjas are often urban dwellers, ride fixed-gear or single-speed bikes, and are usually "hipsters" of some sort (hence the all black clothes).
"Some bikers wear all spandex, and others wear all black and look like Bike Ninjas."
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