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The Best Damn Thing To Happen To America Since The Forced Resignation of Republican President Nixon
A man who actually gave a DAMN about minorites (Ruined When Bush Ignored Minorities' Pleas During Hurricane Katrina), women (Ruined when Bush endored the idea that only rightful place for women is in the household), poor (Ruined when poverty rate increased during Bush's administration), civil rights (ruined when Bush allowed domestic spying on AMERICANS, peaceful anti-war protest meetings, etc. without APPROVAL OF COURT), economy (ruined when bush took office), gas (ruined when bush took office and got worse when bush let oil companies do w/e the hell they want), and Americans in General (Ruined when .bush said "ur doin' a heck of a job Brownie!")
Many critics point out he was a nasty god-less pervert because he had an affair with a woman and that he shoudlve been impeached...now let us take this into persepctive...
"Crimes of Presidents"
Clinton: Had his dick sucked--Impeachment
Bush: Lied About WMDS in Iraq, +2100 american troops dead, Allowed ILLEGAL Domestic Spying on Americas, Did Not Respond Quickly To Hurricane Katrina, +1000 hurricane victims dead, Gave In To Corrupt Oil Companies, "ur doin a heck of a job brownie!"--None...YET
Republican: Bill Clinton shoudlve been convicted of his crimes!!!
Democrat: If Bill Clinton "SHOULD HAVE" been convicted of his "crimes", then George Bush SHOUD'VE been tortured and hanged for his crimes...
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The best damn comedian in the whole world.
His two most popular shows are:
"Part Troll" and
"Bewilderness"
I just saw bewilderness, I have never laughed so much.
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Another mouthpiece for the Republican party who spouts off on a regular basis on FOX News. A man who has no trouble spinning, streching the truth, and lying in order to score points for the right. A hypocrite of the worst kind.
Bill O'Reilly started that war on Christmas stuff just to score points for the right.
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1. (noun) An actor of unquestionable talent. Bill Paxton can not only light up a screen, but he also lights up our hearts. A glimpse at his face is a glimpse into heaven. Paxton's works are masterpieces, and include such brilliant films such as Twister, Aliens, Apollo 13, Titanic, Vertical Limit, and of course, Big Love. Someone with such a vast resume not only deserves our respect, but also our hearts.
2. (adjective) Used to describe someone who has mad bitches at his disposal, much like Bill Paxton does in "Big Love"
-yo Bill, you got mad hunnies, how you do it?
-I'm Bill Paxton, that's how. Now I have to jump in my rocketship and control the weather.
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a political, atheist comedian who doesn't hate america, but is embarressed by it
"We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly."
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A person who doesn't know his ass from his elbow about most of the things he talks about, but insists on trying to prevent the American public from seeking the truth for themselves as a means to get them to assume that his propogandic ramblings about subjects that a 5-year-old could demonstrate a better grasp on than he does are accurate.
See also: ANAL RETENTIVE
PROPOGANIST
BULLSHIT ARTIST
After watching only a few of Bill's shows, I detected an unmistakably strong scent of bullshit coming from my television}
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The most beautiful MAN known to earth. HE has the best style and looks in the universe. HE is in a ALL BOY German rock band and is the lead singer of Tokio Hotel and also the sweetest MAN ever.
Bill Kaulitz is such a lovely person to be around when he sings.
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