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To stimulate an erect penis with ones teeth, resulting in bloody discomfort.
Andrew: wow, Kieth Beven just gave me a massive bite job and shredded my cock.
Graham: How much did it bleed?
Andrew: About a pint, it was so wet.
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two piercings in the middle of the bottom lip sperated by small space
Lisa didn't like the trend of snake bites on the sides, so she went with something a little different and got two viper bites in the middle
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Any person you come in contact with.
What is this cock bite doing here?
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When a girl is giving you head, she then right in the middle of the guys enjoyment she bites his dick!Then later he tells his friends about how great this girl was until the middle, where all he needs to say is "she bites".
Guy: " Last night i was getting head, Dude!"
Guy's Friend: "Really, What was she like?"
Guy: "She Bites!"
I love that chick! But she bites so hard that my wangalang is in so much BLOODY pain that I can't feel the sack of joy anymore. She also bit my hair off.
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mosquito bites is another phrase meaning no boobs at all
omg that girll alice has no boobs she has mosquito bites
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When something happens and it's not exactly what you want, but take it anyway.
AquaTeen Hunger Force
Episode: T-Shirt of the Living Dead
Meatwad: " Here you go, your very own........ wooden brain"
Frylock: " TRAIN YOU IDIOT!!!!! TRAIN!!!!!!!!"
Meatwad: " Look he's gonna have to bite the bullet on this one, it has been a long night!!!!!!
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a person who claims they want to have "bite one" of someone else's food but ends up actually eating the whole thing in one bite
*Person eating a candy bar*
Hungry Person: May i have just one bite of that?
Person Eating: Just one small bite okay? Im very hunrgy
Hungry Person: Sure! No problem! *eats whole candy car in one bite"
Person Eating: CLASSIC ONE BITE
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