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the act of farting into a turkey baster and then proceeding to squeeze that said fart into an unsuspecting persons
Steve: Last thanksgiving my father prepared the turkey. While I was making the stuffing my father perfomed a butter cup blaster on me, which unfortunately led to my demise.
Andy: Sucks to be you man.
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To take a shit on a womans foot, and have them anally penetrate you with it. (the poop is used as lubrication)
my girlfriend gave me a texas butt blaster in the farm.
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This is someone who kicks ass and they do what they want all the time.
Chad is a Super Master Ass Blaster, he does what he wants.
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It's when you keep a gun in the glove compartment and it randomly goes off and shoots your cock off!!
I just witnessed a nigger shit kkk blaster.
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To be a 'Penis-fucking-ass-blaster' is to rapidly suck or wank a penis while being anal fucked or anal fuck someone.
"Phil is such a Penis-fucking-ass-blaster, I heard her was with Tim and Jerry all night"
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put sand in an asian girls pussy fuck her and cream in it then have her queef it on you
dude, that tokyo sand blaster totally ripped my dick a new one
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When a girl vigorously shakes her breasts at least 3 times after a tit fuck and your cum starts shooting around the room.
Oh man, she gave me a triple jiggle woppa woppa blaster 3000 because I finished early. Now I have to shower