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The booger that Ted Cruz ate.
Republican 1: Hey, what's that on Ted's mouth?
Republican 2: I think it's a booger.
Republican 1&2: Oh, fuck, did he just eat that fucking booger off his lip on live television?
***the next day***
Republican 3: Did you see the debate last night?
Republican 1: With the Cruz booger? Yeah. Fucking sick.
A booger that is soyed. It could be deep fried, hydrogenated, grilled, saturated, or anything in between!
Ew, look! There’s a nasty soyed booger smeared on the wall!
when you go to pick your booger but your finger accidentally pushes it back too far.
Me: Tyrene, why is your finger all dirty?
Tyrene: cause I just spent five minutes with an impossible booger
Me: Heather you’ve had your finger in your nose for five minutes.
Heather: can’t help it Don, I have an impossible booger that rolled out of reach
Me: mom go get your tweezers! I’ve got an impossible booger
Mom: the long ones?
Me: yea
When you cough up something that could have come out of your nose.
"Your Lung Booger landed on my phone and dialled your Mom, as her number was on my screen, because we spoke recently. I can see from the call history that she heard most of it, but I am not sure if she hung up before or after the Goat.
The dried up bit of substance crusting at the opening of a bottle that impedes the flow and sometime ends up in your dispensed portion. Often found on mustard, ketchup, and lotion. (See also lotion booger.)
Cindy: "Mom, Danny just flicked a bottle booger at me."
Danny: "See, it's just ketchup."
Mom: "Danny, stop picking bottle boogers and eating them!"
after you wipe or wash your mascara off the access of the mascara will be wet in a little "booger" form in the inner corner of your eye.
ps. super fun to pick out!!!
"omg i had the biggest mascara booger in my eye after i washed my face last night."
" Damn, you got a turkey booger. I ain't hitting that shit again ."