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A de-bearded Jesus Christ. He has won three super bowls as of the 2010-11 season, and plans on winning more. He can throw the football to the international space station and back, and throw it hard enough to obliterate Krypton. He was the cause of every war ever, because nobody is as cool as Tom Brady, and everyone is jealous of the US for having him.
Tom Brady killed it, and by it I mean everything ever.
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To defecate into a kitten's mouth, especially if the feces is mostly liquid.
Man don't bring your stupid kitten yo my birthday or I will Tom Brady that thing no doubt.
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A term that means an ugly chick, who knows how to deflate a mans balls. aka Debonerizing.
"That girl is a real Tom Brady!"
"Ya, she sure knows how to deflate my balls!"
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Your Brady
Your Brady
Being a Brady is someone who doesn't know how to do anything the right way or gets everything completely wrong in every way possible. also meaning gay.
A. Bro your being a Brady!
B. Look at all those Brady's over there what a bunch of fags.
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Head football coach for the University of Michigan. He is known for his excessive eating habits, giant gut, and type 2 diabetes.
Guy 1: Did you hear the exciting news about Brady Hoke?
Guy 2: No, I'm guessing he lost to Michigan State again.
Guy 3: Well that will happen in a few months, but he is actually going to be on the next season of "The Biggest Loser"
Guy 4: Good for him. I will be proud of him if he can somehow get below the 500 pound mark.
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1. A very ancient person dating back to the time before written history
2. Something very boring, long, or tedious
3. The amazement at simple (or no longer "breathtaking") technology (i.e. Google Earth)
4. To describe something extemely long or tall in size
1. Some say that Mr. Brady knew Jesus personally
2. That lecture was very Mr. Brady.
3. What a Mr. Brady, he was almost drooling over that digital watch.
4. Damn, Yao Ming is like Mr. Brady much taller than me.
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A literal absolute Chad. He makes all men question their sexuality. And the only two names you should name your child
Tom: Did you see Tom Brady last night?
Brady: What a man! A Greek god!
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