A polite way of saying Bull Sh*t.
John: "Did you hear about that new Manchester-based EV company set out to beat Tesla?"
Jack: British Standard...
After a girl with braces is done giving you head, pieces of pubic hair pertrude from the braces when she smiles.
Man, Susan gave me head the other night. When she tried to kiss me I noticed her british moustache. Shit was nasty.
shit. specifically dog shit on the ground.
watch out, don't step on that pile of british glass on the lawn.
Bare assed fart in mouth that results in tainting the teeth from an unexpected squirt.
Dude...I really liked this girl but can't be around her anymore now that I gave her a British Open. Why would she risk asking me to buck in her mouth??
The act of someone with long nose rubbing your butthole while sucking on your bits.
You see that girl at the bar with that huge nose? I bet she gives a killer British Tickler.