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British Standard

A polite way of saying Bull Sh*t.

John: "Did you hear about that new Manchester-based EV company set out to beat Tesla?"

Jack: British Standard...

by XXXABboOod6969 January 1, 2022


British Prison

Australia

Bruce: Yeah, mate i'm from good ol' British Prison

by EddieGuadolupe April 4, 2020


British moustache

After a girl with braces is done giving you head, pieces of pubic hair pertrude from the braces when she smiles.

Man, Susan gave me head the other night. When she tried to kiss me I noticed her british moustache. Shit was nasty.

by Hentlex August 22, 2019


british glass

shit. specifically dog shit on the ground.

watch out, don't step on that pile of british glass on the lawn.

by eazy.collective March 4, 2014


British Open

Bare assed fart in mouth that results in tainting the teeth from an unexpected squirt.

Dude...I really liked this girl but can't be around her anymore now that I gave her a British Open. Why would she risk asking me to buck in her mouth??

by Smitty' Titty's March 9, 2018


British pickle

A small dick

I just couldn’t hang with that British pickle he has

by Jenn pickle March 23, 2019


British Tickler

The act of someone with long nose rubbing your butthole while sucking on your bits.

You see that girl at the bar with that huge nose? I bet she gives a killer British Tickler.

by Toonsurfer July 30, 2021