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When you kiss someone but you keep drooling cause your tongue doesn't work.
Her tongue piercing is awesome, but it was nothing but broken kisses for the first week or so.
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When A Hypochondriac (Usually Male) Whines About Some Sort Of Injury, It Is A Broken Clit. Usually A Term Used In, But Not Limited To Football Locker rooms.
"Did You Hear about Bill? He Is Whining About Shin Splints. What Pussy." "Hey, Bill, How's The Broken Clit."
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A man who commits suicide after being stepped on by a feminist.
I'm horrified by every element of this situation and I never want to speak of it again, but I refuse to be sorry for naming a broken stair and I refuse to be made an example of to discourage survivors from speaking up.
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the coolest kid I know on xbl
wasted hours of my life staying up all night playing with this hoe.
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when you give her anal so hard your bell-end snaps off
teacher: "why isn't Johnny in school today?"
me: "he got a broken penis"
teacher:"...."
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An annoying little shit that won't stop screaming and fussing in a public area
"I hope Karen doesn't bring her broken condoms again."
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