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The wet fart you experience post anal sex, only when your partner ejaculates inside of you.
“Dude, I just had the wettest fart because my boyfriend came in me last night.”
“Do you mean cart?”
“I’m sorry?”
“Sounds a lot better than cum-fart, right?”
“I guess… “
Refers to da "lift 'n' shift" grocery-wagon maneuver dat you utilize when making room for another customer if da aisle is too narrow/crowded to simply roll da trolley forwards/backwards outta da way; da action involves forcibly lifting up on da cart's handle to raise da fixed-forward rear wheels off da floor, and then muscling da cart sideways on its front swivel-wheels.
Anyone of average strength/agility can master da shopping-cart sidle fairly easily; da problem is if da cart is heavily loaded down wif merchandise, in which case trying to heave da back of da cart upwards can be much more difficult.
British slang for saying someone’s “fat”, or “unfit”.
used by the British chaps and chapettes.
Example:
“Damm she’s hella cart / carted.”
“No way man, their carted.”
A statement meaning, not as easy as it looks or more difficult than you think.
Victor: You cant pick up that rock, pussy.
Josh: Yes i can, fah-got, fassyman fi dead brejin.
Victor: Wha' yah think this some kinda push cart derby, pussy?
(noun) A mythical goblin that steals the content(s) of your shopping cart during online checkout, leaving you empty handed.
I was trying to buy a low print run comic book, but the cart goblin beat to me.
April 8th is national bring your cart to school day! This is a day to relax and just hang out in school, ripping the cart with no worries. In fact, most school administrators completely allow carts on this day, but they don’t want you to know that
Guy 1: Yo it’s April 8th- National Bring Your Cart To School Day!!!!
Guy 2: LFG!!!
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