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A colloquial, quasi-humorous term for someone who is unsure of their location in space and may even be unclear about the left versus right sides of their own body. As psychological testing suggests, women may tend on average to have better liguistic skills than men, while men, in general, might have better orientation in space, so a man who is "directionally challenged" may be seen as less masculine by his peers. If a lifelong trait, it may represent a form of Minimal Brain Damage (MBD) related to Dyslexia or Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD); but if it occurs for the first time in a middle-aged or older person, it might herald a future dementia, such as Alzheimer's Disease (AD).
One reason (aside from instilling discipline) that the armed forces emphasize close-order drill in the training of recruits is to weed out the directionally challenged as someone who is such--"S'matter? Doncha know yer left from yer right? You directionally challenged or sompin'?"--will tend to do poorly on the battlefield and may even jeopardize the lives of his or her fellow soldiers, sailors, or fellow fliers.
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A blanket term for "birthers", "truthers" or "deathers" Reality is too uncomfortable for them, so they start to believe in strange conspiracies.
I can't believe that he thinks that Osama Bin Laden is still alive. He's definitely reality challenged
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A phrase to call someone fat.
To be so large that you have trouble finding space to fit into.
Darren: Yo dawg, do you think Nicole can fit in that mutha fucka?
Hari: You bring up a capital point Darren, we all know that she is spatially challenged, she may indeed find it difficult to fit in that bus.
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A politically correct term for a person who can't make the simple distinction between common English words, such as There/Their/They're and To/Too, and suffers the chronic inability to use them properly.
People afflicted with this disease often cannot be troubled to open a dictionary or get around to actually completing the second grade.
See also: Paris Hilton Retarded
Concerned Parents: Ms. Principal, why did little George W. fail the 2nd grade spelling test - is our son retarded?
Principal: Ma'am, we prefer the term Dictionarally Challenged...and yes, he's a 'tard.
Job Applicant: Weight, your telling me your not hiring me because I live in that they're trailer?
Manager: No, I'm not hiring you because you're a dumb ass.
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Politically correct way to say "fat"
There's no way she'll get her inertially challenged ass into those jeans.
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a challenge that you take part in after making your facebook status " 50 likes and i'll do the cinnamon challenge." the cinnamon challenge is done like this: you take a teaspoon of cinnamon, tilt your head back, dump the cinnamon in and try to swallow it. it is extremely difficult and painful
Lindsay: 100 likes and I'll take the cinnamon challenge!
Kayla: OMG GODSPEED!
(5 minutes later)
Lindsay: (barfing in sink)
Kayla: HAHA TTHATS FUCKING NASTY!!!
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a term used to describe a person, group of people, or country that uses an antiquated system of weights and measures. this system might use measurements like feet, pounds, yards, ounces, stones, leagues, fathoms, cubits, hogs heads, miles, stones throws, gallons, cups, quarts, teaspoons, inches, etc.
the united states is measurementally challenged, as we have still not converted to the metric system. the old system is way retarded.
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