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Chef Maths

A calculation;
X divided by the constant - ApplePIE
equals carrots

A chef bouncing down the road - he saw X (using Chef Maths); he knew he would only get carrots.

by hewhocooks February 5, 2013


law of chef

This law applies if you destroy the enemy team by a huge score discrepancy, the law indicates that your next game will leave you to be terribly destroyed.

Guy 1: dang, North Academy won the first map 16-1, and got rekt 16-0 on the next map.
Guy 2: that's the law of chef for ya m9

by lennyface May 26, 2017


Chef Rat

Likened to Remmy, from Ratatouille, who as we all know is cool as hell

Friend 1: “bro have you ever eated macking cheese

Friend 2: “yo that shit is chef rat

by TheFishierMan January 26, 2024


Ding-Chef

Passing a cook/chill or microwave meal or meals off as something you created yourself.

Dave wanted to impress Fiona so served a candle lit Ding-Chef meal for two.

Ian: How was that new gastro-pub?

Adam: Crap man! It was an all Ding-Chef menu...

by Townsman September 27, 2014


chef's shot

When a chef working a big rush cuts one of his fingers and doesn't have time to get a band aid.

He takes the cut and cauterizes it on the flat top, then calls for a shot of alchohal to line, sticks the wound in it to sanitize and takes the shot straight for the pain. Then keeps working.

taking a chef's shot at home without the adrenaline of a dinner rush is a bad idea

by duelvirus September 17, 2012


Cheffing

Northern slang: Throwing up

Me and my mate went out last night, he can’t hold his drink, he was cheffing all over

by Big beefy balls September 11, 2021


cheffing

To cook food on a higher level than a quick simple meal, as if one is a chef.

I always cook for my girlfriend, but I am cheffing for her this time. Everything will be made from scratch. It will take longer, but nothing will be prepackaged.

by mil-town-414 September 8, 2022