The action of jamming needles, or similar objects, into you penis and then jacking off until climax. The semen then sprays out like a garden hose chewed by a dog.
I got tired of jacking off normally so I tried out the chewed garden hose, never felt anything better.
The response given when someone asks what is up, or "Whatzup"
So dog, whatzup?
Common reply - Notin, sup chew?
Usually proceeded with "Notin - just chillin'"
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Getting less than you bargained for.
The date with the good-looking blonde was a disaster. She turned out to be crazy and Bob realized he'd been chewing the clown's cap.
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when you chew with you mouth , & it makes that annoying sound "munch , munch"
That person in the third row is chewing like stupid
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I would rather chew light bulbs than go to that country.
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this is the nasty smelling, gross feeling, and chewed tobacco ass appearing that happens when you start sweating and it's obvious you didn't wipe it clean
When the sun was blaring at 99 degrees and he really started sweating, Sean knew he had chewed tobacco ass and regretted wearing yellow shorts
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(n.) - Upon successfully performing the pink sock, one then cums upon said pink sock and begins to chew enthusiastically on the glazed remains.
Guy 1: Dude, I had the best-tasting Big League Chew last night!!
Guy 2: Oh really? Was it grape?
Guy 1: No. It was Amber.
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