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chewed garden hose

The action of jamming needles, or similar objects, into you penis and then jacking off until climax. The semen then sprays out like a garden hose chewed by a dog.

I got tired of jacking off normally so I tried out the chewed garden hose, never felt anything better.

by Johnson and the juice crew November 7, 2017


Notin, Sup Chew

The response given when someone asks what is up, or "Whatzup"

So dog, whatzup?
Common reply - Notin, sup chew?

Usually proceeded with "Notin - just chillin'"

by Worddog Joe from Rosa Town January 30, 2003

9๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chewing the clown's cap

Getting less than you bargained for.

The date with the good-looking blonde was a disaster. She turned out to be crazy and Bob realized he'd been chewing the clown's cap.

by Chris Secrest July 11, 2008

4๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chewing like stupid

when you chew with you mouth , & it makes that annoying sound "munch , munch"

That person in the third row is chewing like stupid

by yourbitchbitch February 26, 2011

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


chew light bulbs

to do something very painful

I would rather chew light bulbs than go to that country.

by The Return of Light Joker November 12, 2009

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


chewed tobacco ass

this is the nasty smelling, gross feeling, and chewed tobacco ass appearing that happens when you start sweating and it's obvious you didn't wipe it clean

When the sun was blaring at 99 degrees and he really started sweating, Sean knew he had chewed tobacco ass and regretted wearing yellow shorts

by von groovy April 11, 2019

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Big League Chew

(n.) - Upon successfully performing the pink sock, one then cums upon said pink sock and begins to chew enthusiastically on the glazed remains.

Guy 1: Dude, I had the best-tasting Big League Chew last night!!
Guy 2: Oh really? Was it grape?
Guy 1: No. It was Amber.

by Ankylosaurus February 3, 2012

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