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An exclamation when your suprised. Made semi-popular with the Stephen King book/movie Dream Catcher.
Jesus christ bananas, look at those tits.
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A term of extreme surprise that should be used sparingly, lest its impact lessen.
Did you see that really surprising thing? look over there..
Jesus tittyfucking christ! I wouldn't have seen that had you not pointed it out, thank you kind sir
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Owns the taco stand down the street. He would like people to stop asking him to cure their blindness. Even though his named is spelled the same as Jesus Son of God it pronounced hay-zoos. His middle inital is Hector. His father owns a garage and his mother is a nurse. He has two younger brothers.
jesus h christ make the best tacos, but he still wont cure my blindness
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rice crispy treats + Jesus! = Christ crispy treats(its that simple people)
A tasty snack that the pope would endorse – if it actually existed. (One can only hope)
Mention of this factitious snack is often used to offend hardcore Christians. It usually backfires on the user however.
Oi! Get your own Christ Crispy treats you friggin heathen!
You could be doing better things right now instead of doing your homework – like eating some Christ crispy treats for example.
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Aussie way of describing the bar above the windows of the passenger seats in a car/truck. In incidents of road rage, reckless driving, four wheel driving, burnouts, etc. the passenger(s) will grab onto it and usually yell "Jesus Christ!"
also known as "Oh Shit!" bar.
As I was doing a massive burnout my friend was gripping the Jesus Christ Bar tightly.
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Similar to "Holy crap!", "Jesus Christ!",
or "What the hell?!"
"Christ in a Coke bottle!! Grandpa pissed himself again!"
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The wafer or cracker used in the Christian communion.
We had Crouton o' Christ and grape juice today in church
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