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Refers to a kid that gets the new Call of Duty game for Christmas. They typically get destroyed in pub matches by the people that preordered the game.
Me: oh boy it’s that time of year where the christmas noobs raid the lobbies. oh wait there ain’t gonna be any christmas noobs because they added skill based matchmaking
When you move your bed in front of the television as to watch shows from the comfort on your bed.
"Let's make a christmas bed and watch movies tonight"
"I enjoy watching my favorite shows from a christmas bed"
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When a guy is fucking a girl in the ass because she is on her rag and he's about to cum he pulls out as well as pulling out her tampon. By doing so, you cover the inside of her inner thighs with jizz and her own blood.
All girls deserve a bloody christmas
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The sick feeling you get in your stomach when you realize it's no longer Christmas. Usually begins the second you open your last present and is worse depending on how excited you were on Christmas Eve.
Symptoms include: forgetting what presents you even got, sickened feeling, tiredness, depression, ect.
As soon as Sally opened her last present, she went in her room and slept. The poor girl's Christmas Hangover lasted a week.
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n. A Christmas Eve or Christmas Day spent offshore on a rig or platform in Norway. Usually celebrated with a large, elaborate meal and boxes of chocolates.
My crew and I were running an RST job, so we had an offshore christmas.
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A rare occurrence where you and your buddies are using two or more devices to smoke and/or vape marijuana, and whilst in circulation among you and your friends, multiple devices are unintentionally passed to the same person, giving them multiple hits, or a Christmas Hit.
***you and your friends have to yell Christmas! in a shitty latino accent and begin hugging one another, then proceed to singing "Feliz Navidad" for the duration once a Christmas hit has occurred.
Cameron- "Here dude, hit this blunt"
Mateo- "Thanks"
Chris- "Mateo, here's the vape"
Mateo- "Holy fuck, a christmas hit???"
All- Christmas!!!!! Feliz Navidad!
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Getting high and fucking the turkey in front of your whole family while the Christmas tree is in your ass and the whole thing is being live-streamed.
Person 1: Hey what you doing for Christmas this year?
Person 2: Probably just the annual White Christmas for me.
Person 1: Niiiice
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