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A bad ass who use to be undefeated in kicking ass, but lost to jorge nunez badly. His heart suffered a concussion that day.
Chuck Norris just got knocked out by da greatest.
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GOD DID NOT CREAT THE BIG BANG CHUCK NORRIS DID WHEN HE LIT HIS FART IN THE VACHUME OF SPACE
CHUCK NORRIS
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Something so kick ass, it is comparable to Chuck Norris
Dude 1: Yo, you see X3 yet?
Dude 2: Yeah, that movie is Chuck Norris
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(AKA CNZDL)
The only league known to man that includes a league within a league, hence the leage of extrordinary gentlemen being created for the sole purpose of killing zombies created by Chuck Norris's bad dreams.
Members include:
Mel Gibson
Sean Connery
Shaq
You With The Face
and many, many more
OMFG! I'm soo glad that teh Chuck Norris Zombie Defense League defeated The Flood in Halo!!
If it weren't for teh CNZDL, I would be eating you right now! Thanks Mel Gibson!
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1. A martial arts master.
2. The star of countless movies that are amazingly awesome.
3. Star of the show "Walker Texas Ranger" where he plays a Texas Ranger named Walker. This show has been cancelled because too many eight year olds wet their beds at the sight of Chuck Norris kicking ass.
4. A man who always personally greets you to his website.
5. See God.
One day I saw Chuck Norris, I am now in the witness protection program.
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A man who owns no coffee pot because he grinds the coffee beans with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage!
All you Chuck Norris haters have nothing better to do than blast him for what you say are failed attempts, lame, douchebag, or fake hollywood exaggerations of a normal man, but I can tell you that he OWNS his own tae-kwon-do and Karate dojos, and will kick your ass without as much a courtesy as a roundhouse kick to the face, but to your BALLS! Did you ever think that all that mid-2000 hype was just what they were? JOKES!! I honestly doubt that a single Chuck Norris Facts joke creator/inventor ever had a serious belief that the man was god himself or that the information was even possible (except for sneezing with his eyes open, that is very possible for many people, check out myth busters). All you haters hating on Norris and his fans are claiming him to be a failure...He still makes millions every year, he is in better shape than all of you, and has more houses than you will ever sleep in your entire life! Last time I checked, failures don't get what they want... Norris got almost everything. Beat that Bitches!
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A line that was just recently put in a rap battle of Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris on youtube. This means being all-powerful and indestructible.
Guy 1: "I just shot you in the heart, why didn't you die?"
Guy 2:"CUZ I AM CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS!"
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