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When your titty fucking a girl, you look back and notice that you have left a racing stripe on her chest and nonchalantly wipe it away with the palm of your hand and continue.
Keep an eye on William, he is known to leave a nasty Coffee Stain.
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The answering movement to the Tea Party, though not a liberal as the tea baggers are conservative.
Did you haer about the Tea Party?
Yeah, I did. Now they even have a coffee party for the Democrats!
No way!
They even meet in Starbucks!
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A small streamer that farms beetroot
coffee that has soap in it
Dang this some soapy coffee
Gay Coffee When a man ejaculates in a cup of coffee and another male drinks it.
"I made my supervisor a cup of gay coffee" "I worried he made me gay coffee"
The need to take one or more big old shits after your daily intake of morning java.
That Starbucks was great. But it’s time for a little coffee afterbirth.
This coffee afterbirth has got me trotting to the shitter a couple of times today.
A coffee daddy is one who grinds so fine and takes his time.
Q: Do you know why they call me coffee daddy?
A; They call me coffee 'cause I grind so fine. They call me daddy 'cause I take my time.
That bitch move your co-worker makes to discuss work before you've had a chance to get coffee.
My boss coffee blocked me this morning looking for project files.