Hitchcock Complex

One who has an obsession with blondes or seems to be constantly dating blondes. Named after the notorious behavior of Alfred Hitchcock who would generally hire Blondes for female roles in movies

A- I can't get over Kim, she was too hot.

B- You say that about almost every blonde chick. I'm really starting to think you have a Hitchcock Complex

The Desmond Complex

This is a psychological disorder that occurs when Desmond constantly states that he has to get off the phone with you because he has other more important matters to attend to.

Yeah, he said to be AGAIN... "Hey... I gotta let ya go". I'm starting to develop The Desmond Complex.

cousin complex

a cousin complex is where you simp for peoples cousins because their smoke shows.

gosh i have such a cousin complex, your older cousin is so pretty and for what 😩

Weef Complex

Someone who's only comeback is big pp or fuck ya mom, to any insult

Seems like Ethan has a Weef Complex.

Capmaster Complex

The Capmaster Complex is when someone who looks like the Pokémon “Incineroar” caps.

Wow what happened
That is Capmaster Complex

Artemis Complex

A mental complex that usually starts in girls between the ages of 11 and 24 when girls become wearied or disgusted by the company, opinions, or condescension of men. Usually girls with Artemis Complex’s also have a strong desire to live separately or only in the company of females while living away the main parts of society (especially that of the opposite gender) in communes, on homesteads, or in off the grid communities . Named for the goddess Artemis who was known as ‘the virgin goddess’ and was known for the all female worshippers and hunting teams she kept and her disgust of men (save for her twin brother Apollo)

Boy: hey your friend is really hot you think you can introduce and put in a good word for me?!?

Girl: ha! I’d give up on THAT pipe dream now. She’s got an artemis complex a mile long and if looks could kill she’d be a serial killer.

Aatenda complex

The experience of shedding tears upon the realisation that there will be a brief intermission in your conversation with an amicable individual.

I always experience the Aatenda complex after saying goodnight to my best friend.