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Couch fruit

A person with low sexual morals, perhaps a porn star, corner hooker, or that really slutty partner you had.

"Yooooo, Jon, check out that couch fruit over there"
"Ya, what whore, they are always on the corner"

"Hey Fred, check out this video I found on Pornhub! She is such a couch fruit!!"

by Oh nooes May 3, 2019


Couch Petato

Animal version of the term "couch potatoe" referring to pets that are lazy or usually sleeping on the couch while their owner watches television.

My dog Lily is a real couch petato,

by dkin December 15, 2015


couch magnet

(kow-che mag-net) n. Normally a male humanoid whose ass attracts nearby couches. Both the couch and ass will form a near unbreakable bond only separated by getting beers from the fridge, using the restroom, or women. The attraction from ass to couch may vary depending on nearby televisions or video game systems.

guy1: "where are you going?"

guy2: "dude, dont look now but there is a fine leather couch in front of a huge flat screen at 10 o'clock"

guy1 & guy2: "wwaaaaaooohhhhhh"

guy1: "this is a real comfy couch"

guy2: "I know right? its good to be a couch magnet"

by glassfungus February 5, 2010


couch bobbing

The act of being sexually intimate with a couch; couch or sofa fetish.

The atmosphere in the room got a little weird when the cat started couch bobbing.

by AcesHai January 2, 2018


red couch

Having sex with a girl on her period, while on a lift colored couch or sofa

My girl and I made a red couch last month...had to buy a new one.

by Thegooseknowsbest March 14, 2016


Couch Coach

Someone who is at home watching a sport event (such as football etc.) on television at home and thinks that they know how to play the sport better than those that are actually competing. This leads to unnecessary yelling of comments towards the screen, which the athletes can not hear anyway.
A couch coach can be any sort of television sport spectator, but is often someone that lacks any real sporting ability.
Derived from the television environment (couch) and the constant yelling similar to that of a coach. Also just a fun spin on the classic "couch potato".

*PASS THE BALL! COME ON! PASS THE BALL!*

Come on dude, quit being such a couch coach.

by CJ Moose July 12, 2014


half couch

Someone with a nice face, but an ugly body; typically refers to the standard funerary practice of leaving only the top portion of the casket open.

"Check out that half couch!"
"Who?"
"Half couch! Like body bad or carface. He has a face, but look at has body. He has no shoulders and that weird skinny person belly flab. If he was dead, you'd only want the top of the casket open, so he's a half couch."

by HazyKushen May 18, 2016