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Two chicks who've slept with the same guy
You slept with Mark? Me too! We're tunnel cousins!
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when a TV show adds another younger character because the previous younger character(s) on that show has become too old and outgrown their cuteness.
Term originates from when The Brady Bunch introduced a new character named cousin oliver (in what turned out to be the final six episodes of the show) because all the cute kids grew up.
when raven - symone was added to the cast of the Cosby Show because Bill thought Keisha outgrew her cuteness
pull a cousin oliver example numer dos: Malcolm in the middle, when Lois got pregnant around the 4th season.
On the cartoon South Park, Kyle Broflovski's stereotype Jewish cousin Kyle. He displays may problems including asthma, poor physical ability, complete inability to behave normal and physically poor semen. He is also a tight arse when it comes to money.
Kyle's Cousin Kyle: You, you paid your friends to not make fun of me?
Kyle: Look, it's not because anything's wrong with you.
Kyle's Cousin Kyle: Wow, uh, you think it takes $40 to get people to like me.
Kyle: Kyle, I-I'm sorry
Kyle's Cousin Kyle: Becuase I mean I really think you could have done it for about 12.50.
Kyle: What?
Kyle's Cousin Kyle: Well, I mean, you didn't just start at 40, did you? You you gotta low-ball these things so you have a place to go.
Kyle: amazed Oh, dude.
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when cousins often become closer then usual..this would mean strong relations towards the cousins.
Cousin #1: You ready!!!
Cousin#2: For what?!
Cousin#1: Cousin Bonding time of course!!!
A covert slang term for Ecstasy, or MDMA. It likely originated from the terming of the somewhat similar hallucinogen LSD lucy.
Do you want to hang out with Lucy's cousin Molly this saturday at the club?
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When someone very close to you (maybe family related), makes
you think their trust worthy and then they fuck up and end up hurting you,so their too mofo to admit to the shit they committed....and then your fucking forced to probably forgive their punk ass
Monkly: "where the fuck is Fredrick ."
(the pigeon)
Jhon-luc: "idk?"
Monkly: "you better fucking find him when your thirty year old punk as gets home!"
Jhon-luc: (attempt's to lei)
Monkley: (give a death stare leading straight to the gates of fucking hell)
*silence in the room*
John-luc: "ja, I was just making a snack and then he flew...and jumped on the floor..then..."
Monkley: (snaps and told him the fuck off )..."your a dumb ass cousin, I hope you swollow 17 fucking flies in your sleep."
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