cow bitch

a word used to describe a woman who royally screws up a lot of things or makes you really angry or ticked off

"Look... there's that cow bitch that messed up my hair cut, MOOOOOO COW BITCH!!!!"

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purple cow

A beverage made with vanilla ice cream and grape soda. Similar to a root beer float, but with Grape soda instead. Super Delicious!!

Purple Cows are off the chizz-ain!!!

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sea cow

sea cows are another name for the sea creature the manitee, although recently, in boston, 'sea cow' became a popularly used term to describe a fat chick.

all these bitches in boston wear babydoll t-shirts and low rider jeans, with their guts all flapping over the beltline, they look like a bunch of sea cows!

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Flying Cows

A low level flying creature of the Badlands, very much like spotted cows. They may look, and act like buzzards, but oh no. No... you are mistaken. These cows are clever and use jet-packs.. or maybe tiny and invisible flying mounts.

*note* Mounted flying cows cannot be mounted, and they WILL follow you. Be warned.

Wuntvor: I'm going to go over there.

Flying cows: I will follow you.

Wuntvor: Noooooooooo.

Flying cows: Ha. Laugh. Ha. Laugh. Ha. Moo.

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Beer Cow

A technique used primarily in convenience stores where a person imitates a cow at the cash register when they don't have enough cash to pay for what they're buying.

Sh*t man, we pulled a f*ckin' beer cow! The guy at the register was all like scared and sh*t. F*ckin' hilarious man!

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Cow College

Auburn University. Also, embarrassing.

Haha, he goes to Auburn?? Fucking cow college

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cow tippin

getting a large group of drunken Sods to tip a cow on its back in the middle of the night.

Hey am pissed lets go cow tippin

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