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1. A deranged state of mind, usually occuring after one has smoked crack, in which one is completely devoid of the principles of logic. Incoherence; insanity; irrationality.
2. The use of nonsensical lies to hustle people for money to support their crack addiction.
My Dad uses crack logic when trying to persuade me to give him money. "I need some money for food! Are you going to let your father die of starvation?" When I bring him several bags of groceries he gets mad because I didn't bring him money with which to buy crack.
a crack gnome is a slut addicted to acid usually named maddie
isaiah: hey have you seen how high maddie is shes such a slut
amber: yeah shes such a crack gnome
a poor persons apartment complex, usually the projects, where the drug dealers live
There was yet another drug bust down at the crack stacks last night.
Something so utterly gross and unsanitary only a crack whore would attempt. The activity defies all dignity and self-respect.
I can't believe you made him go ass to mouth. That's just crack-nasty.
when a morbidly obese person puts one leg in the tub, and one leg out of the tub and proceeds to wipe there ass along the edge, or side rail, and then cleans it up with a towel.
your mama is so fat she has to crack the tub after every shit.
A flamboyantly homosexual man, derived from his eagerness for penetrating the anus, i.e. butt "crack."
"Yo dog check out this guy with the capris and Justin Bieber cutoff shirt on."
"Yeah I know right? Total crack-attacker."
a skateboarding term referring to the cracks generally found around the trucks/bolts caused from landing numerous times on your board mainly from a hard stomping fashion.
Steve: shit, i need a new deck i've got mad pressure cracks.
Danny: you need to stop landin bolts evert trick bro.