son of a crap

-a phrase to say when frustrated
-another way of saying son of a bitch

Mom: Timmy, you have to do chores now.
Timmy: Son of a crap...

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crap nuggets

n. Crappy chicken nuggets that leigh makes for her little sister. Similar to the school chicken nuggets.

Wow, those crap nuggets taste like...crap!

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Craps Ahoy

taking a crap on a ship at sea. One must announces it's craps ahoy brown anchors away.

Taking a crap while on a ship at sea and exclaiming Craps Ahoy! Let the brown anchors down second mate Mr. Brown Eye.

poop crap

Instead of saying "oh, poop!" or "crap!", now you can say "and poop crap to that!" It sums up your entire thing.

Bob: Uh oh, the Packers beat the Bears in the Super Bowl.
Bobette: Poop crap to that!!!

Crap whistle

Someone that talks shit all the time.

Boy oh boy.. what a crap whistle he talks so much shit he coughs farts.

Compact Crap

Simply a term for Buttfucking

Dude, I did it! She let me compact crap last night.

Aw, Crap!

This phrase is usually used when bad things happen. For instance...

Person1: I think we lost all our money in the casino...
Person2: Aw, crap!