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a group of friends who do stupid shit have mad flow fuck a ton of bitches and smoke a hella ton of dope
me: dude the crusty crew is at it again
da homie: i hear they fucked 8 bitches in 1 hour
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The sexual act of cumming inside of another person's ear and then folding it over or taping it shut to result an omelette of love filled with gooey goodness.
Jack: "Dude, Dave is sleeping really hard, I'm going to give him a crusty omelette."
Brandon: "I'll grab the camera!"
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The dirty crust on a hooker's FUPA underbelly due to not bathing for several days
Bobby decided it would NOT be a good idea to lick the hooker's crusty biscuit.
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A person who is not moist, but not mentally sane. You will often find this person sitting in a tree looking at kids make out in a school, and this person will never become a memer (someone who creates memes) because they can't take the first step.
_xXXSHREKBOIXXx_: "Err whaat the fuck? Why are you such a crusty Boi? Stop looking at kids make out and get a life"
CRUSTY BOI: "I chose not to be moist, and I won't take the first step to become a memer, so this is my new life"
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When a man deficates on the breasts of a woman and allows the feces to dry into a hard crusty shell.
Fred: Hey man, how was your date last night?
Allen: It was great! I gave that bitch a crusty melon. She's still in the bedroom drying out.
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The act performed right before climax of knocking a girl unconscious with a well placed punch and ejaculating on her face after the fact. When she wakes up she will have a crusty layer on her skin as well as a headache. Named for boxing legend Rocky Balboa.
She was blowing me and right before I finished I dropped her with a left and finished on her face and hair. It was my first ever Crusty Balboa!
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"Crusty The Clown"- when your female doesn't put out the night before, so you ejaculate on her eyes while she's asleep. Therefore not able to open her eyes!
That bitch wouldn't give me head, so I gave her a "Crusty The Clown" while she snored.
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