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A man who examines the vaginal lips of females to determine there is something wrong with their pussies.
"I noticed that my pussy lips were hanging unusally low today so I called the curtain inspector."
Meat curtains are simply curtains made from meat. You cook them by closing them in front of the window and then the sun heats them up. They are very yummy once they are cooked all the way through, yes very delicious.
Meat Curtains Warning: Very delicate, cooks slowly, and delicious
The outer lips of a vagina that covers the hole.
Her meat curtains were in the way while I ate her out, I had to pull them apart to get the job done.
Like beef curtains but for males. "The foreskin sag" usually occurs in your late 50s
That guys getting old, he must got some mad pickle curtains going on down there
When you cum on a girl's fringe, and let it dry up, thus creating an iron curtain.
1: dude I totally gave your mum an iron curtain last night
2: not cool, dude
Laced Curtains...the frilly foreskin of an non-aroused uncircumcised penis.
Did you see that big guy in the shower pulling back his laced curtains and cleaning out the smegma?
A condition caused by to much anal sex.
This gay lover that I am dating is a botton and has a horrible case of rectal curtains.