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1. The act of blowing your load on a digital or computerized image of a person or living thing.
1. I haven't had sex for 6 months now, it's gotten so bad that I had to go on the computer and give a digital facial.
2. Jenna Jameson? Ha! Back in the day I gave her so many digital facials.
a device used to transport objects from the analog universe (the real world) into a digital realm (world inside the computer)
Both the MCP and Ma3a used digitization lasers to transport humans to the digital world.
A mystical being commonly found scrollin' behind a screen or two, a Digital Fairy prances across the internet & youth culture swirling up knowledge to turn beige briefs into stunnin' werk with its pixie dust 🧚 ♀️
"Wtf is a Digital Fairy?"
"Yah! Digital fairy! Here to make digi works! Digi diet! Digi Couture!"
"Should've gone to The Digital Fairy"
The place a Geocacher stops to rest during a long Geocaching session.
Dad! Can we go back to the digital campground? We've been geocaching forever!
NerdSpeak for 'sticky fingers', for those inclined to be kleptos
Don't leave you I-Phone, etc. unattended at public places, plenty of folk are digitally adhesive
Getting your fingers in a lass, preferably on the D-floor.
I was sinking digits on the D-floor last night.
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To waste countless hours of life online looking at nonsense through various forms of digital technology. Productivity is down at schools and work, but people know what celebrity is knocked up, by who, and who is starting the slut shaming.
Jason could not understand why people spent so much of their lives digitally diddling when they could teach themselves algebra or a foreign language, learn about past cultures, and then he remembered that most people are fucking stupid. In order to get over this unpleasant realization he did a "honey covered boobs" image search and then felt better.