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A sex toy or dildo whose head looks like a fruit juicer, and that has a broad base that usually has a handle so you can spin it when it is in the chick's pussy.
I just bought a juicer dildo from the local sex shop, and my girlfriend loves it's rotary action boyee.
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One who loves dildos. Anyone who either uses or thinks about using a dildo for fun. A goof ball. An idiot. A lover of dilds.
My neighbor across the street is a dildo lover.
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A dildo with milk dripping from it. It is filled with milk to simulate cum ;)) it's real milk. Can also be used as an insult or a descriptive word.
That bitch needs to get a milky dildo and cum down.
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Usually a very sexually irritated youngster. A pervert and a creepy douche. Their actions usually include some of the following:
1. Not many friends
2. Jerks off. A lot.
3. Spends a lot of time on the computer with porn or World of Warcraft
4. Fantasizes about friends' parents.
5. Steals others belongings such as dildo's, sex toys, bras, or panties.
If someone you know takes part in these actions, they may very well be among the Dildo Thieves.
Alec: Dude I am freaking out!
Mitch: Why?
Alec: Jarrett broke into my house last week and stole my mom's panties!
Mitch: Oh... I should've known he was a Dildo Thief when I caught him masturbating to his grandma last week. Sorry...
dildo thief pervert creepy
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Another name for a double-sided dildo utilized when two bottom gay males have sex.
Ted: Hey, I was watchin some gay porn last night, and two bottoms were rammin asses with this weird thing in between them.
Ralph: Oh yeah? It was probably a swedish dildo.
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When you take a nice shit, one huge long solid piece...scoop it out of the toilet, put it in the freezer and let it freeze. Then take it out and fuck a girl with it like a dildo.
She thought it was a brown dildo that was cold...but oh she was wrong as I blasted her with my turd dildo.
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One who is such a douche bag that they can be socially demoted to the chief of the dildo. One whom is so stupid or ignorant that u can only look at them with disbelief and mumble the first thing that comes to mind "God damnit Steve ur such a fucking dildo chief".
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