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The best friend of every human, who always ends up in a beautiful farm far away, with large fields to run. Uh, and it also eats everything. Like EVERY thing. Last week he ate the half of my hangs.
George : Hey little Sam ? What are you looking for ?
Little Sam : My dog...
George : Oh, I think he's gone... Sorry. But he went in a beautiful farm !
Little Sam : Yeah? Where?
George : Uh... Far away.
Little Sam : Isn't it the same farm where went my cat?
George : Yes.
Little Sam : And my fish?
George : Yes...
Little Sam : And my diplodocus?
George : Also yeah...
Little Sam : And mom?
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The best animal on the planet to fucking exist and anyone who doesn’t agree is a whore
Dogs are the best animals to exist
Ginger: I disagree
Me: faggot
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A dog is a fairy that jumps out of your TV screen when you wish for one, then proceeds to fly away and poop on your dead moms head.
You: I wish for a dog!
Dog: no
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A funny silly sissy dog is a fairy that jumps out of your TV screen when you wish for one, he will then proceed to bark at your dead mother and run into a car.
<guy 1: Hey man how you doin?
<guy 2: I just wished for a dog...
<guy 1: Damn.
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