The walk you do with your ass cheeks squeezed real tight, and taking very small steps when you have to shit NOW.
I had to shit so bad I did the dookie shuffle to the bathroom.
Toilet Paper or Moist Flush-able wipes used to clean yourself after defecating.
"Hey! This bathroom is all outta dookie squares! Someone bring me a fresh roll!
The act of taking ur own feces and molding it around your own penis as a cast. After waiting for it to dry around your penis, you receive oral sex and the giver sucks the poop off ur cock
Brian: Yo you heard grace gives good Dookie Slob
Sam: yeah I’m tryna find out
To eject shit from your mouth.
If you Hock a Dookie while eating, that turd is going to land in your food.
When you shit at high velocity.
Oh man, I just hocked a fat dookie in the toilet.
Hock a dookie
When u take a shit into your hands and clap them together or onto someones head
Holy shit step bro are you performing a dookie clap...
When your girl taking one of them next-morning-taco-bell-and-cheap-margarita shits and you bend her over and start poundin her puss and when her muddy dookie stained booty smacks your stomach area it looks like one of those kiss marks made with red lipstick but it dookie
Brad: Dang Chad I didn't know you guys went out for taco bell and margaritas last night
Chad: oh how did you know? Was it the dookie smoochie on my stomach?