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When you fold over a few sheets of toilet paper and place them floating on top of the water like a river raft before you dump. When you shit, it lands on the paper, but doesn't allow water to splash up- thus attaining a splashless crap.
Charmin Ultra is the best material.
Dave: Dude, yesterday, I had the brown bomber attack.
Jake: Damn. Did you drag shoot it?
Dave: Of course, I don't want to have a wet seat!
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Clock Dragging
The act of dragging a watch on a belt loop across the floor with your pants down.
A person who has a watch clipped to one of their belt loops drags the watch or clock across the floor when their pants are down. It is assumed that the person with the watch is having having quick sex with other person.
Peter must be having quick sex again. He was clock dragging a few seconds ago.
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A person that constantly asks you for hits off your smoke and has no smokes of their own or have anything else to do.
Some Drag zombies are so desparate for a smoke they will pawn off items or pay you money for a cigarette.
Drag Zombie 1: Hey man can I get a drag?
Guy: It's my last one
Drag Zombie: Come on dude. one drag
Guy: Dude your such a drag zombie!
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To drag the letters tediously and skeptically,especially when the player is not so sure of the word he is making, in an online word game(Literati).
"Jessica was cowboy dragging the letters the whole game yesterday when we played 'Literati'".
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A slur for homeless people in Austin, Texas who spend time on Guadalupe Street between 21st and 29th Street, colloquially known as "The Drag". Used mainly by college kids and people on the wealthier side to emotionally justify cruelty towards those already experiencing terrible hardship.
"Ugh, look at those disgusting drag rats begging for food. I wouldn't even piss on one of them if they caught fire."
"I hate drag rats so much, they smell terrible and are sometimes rude. I don't understand why the cops let them stay here."
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Requires two participants, one of whom usually would be laying flat on the ground, while the other standing over them with both heals at their shoulders.
The person on the floor will contain a mouth full of whipped cream, and the standing Man well then proceed to lower themselves to dunk their testicles into the open mouth of the other person (either gender). Once the testes have gathered a sufficient amount of whipped cream the Man will then proceed to drag the whipped testicles across the other participants face. Thus the name Drop (dropping testicles in another's mouth) Drag (dragging the whipped testicles over the other persons face).
Hey Jeremy last night at the party I saw Beth come out of the room with whipped cream all over her face, what happened? Oh she asked me to give her a Drop and Drag, so I obliged.
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a poor man's water-sport consisting of dragging behind a watercraft
1. Dan drowned foo-dragging last week. RIP Dan.
2. Hey man, I don't own a wake board, so it looks like we have to foo-drag instead.
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