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An extreme version of 'Drunk'
The kind of drunk that causes you to act out stupidly, or do things you would not otherwise do sober.
Shitman, last night I was sooo Freya drunk
I cant wait for the weekend, I'm gonna get absolute Freya drunk
So drunk you'll get kicked out of fine oyster serving establishment.
Excuse me sir I'm going to have to ask you to leave, you have puked all over our silk and have been throwing your caviar at our other guests. You are clearly stanley drunk...
When you get so bombed drunk that regardless of what you did the night prior, you wake up knowing you were the mayor of loserville
Peter got so loser drunk last night he hasn't answered his phone in days because of how bad it was
Typically a college phenomenon but can also extend to the postgraduate years, drunk hockey consists of getting drunk and playing a hockey video gme from EA Sports or 2K Sports
I pregamed hard but every frat house around here was closed, so I came back and popped in NHL 12. I proceeded to play drunk hockey
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To be mild mannered and successful big city desk jockeys by day only to transform into righteous party gods by night. You can never actually impede someone once they've achieved seattle drunk, you can only hope to contain them.
Guy 1: Dude I got so hammered last night
Guy 2: Oh yea? Did you get seattle drunk?
Guy 1: Lol not even f*ckin close, I only had like 10 shots & 9 beers
Fries you crave when you're drunk late at night
Paul: (2:30 am) Dude I'm hungry.
Steve: Let's go to McDonalds and get some drunk fries!
When a text makes no sense whatsoever. It may apply to anyone who lacks common sense or is actually drunk. The text may bear no meaning/ add to the textual conversation.
Not to be confused with "Textaholic" since its not about being addicted to texting.
Guy: I'm glad summer has officially begun
Girl: Rainbow, skittles, gummy bears yay yay.
Guy: I am so lost.
Girl: I am sad.
Guy:Uhh, why?
Girl: Cause its cool
Guy:You are textually drunk.
Girl: Are you calling me a textaholic.
Guy:This conversation is over.
Girl: omg Hii
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