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the standard method of managing how two people place their elbows in a movie theater or other seating area with only one armrest between each pair of seats. Usually involves one person's elbows placed on the front of the rest, and the other's on the back.
Guy 1: At the movies last night the guy next to me's elbows kept hitting mine!
Guy 2: Bummer, sounds like he had poor elbow etiquette.
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When your penis has such a harsh curve, it might as well have an elbow.
Jimmie entered his girlfriend sideways because of his elbow penis.
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A medical condition of the affluent, mainly incurred by having your arms at a 90 degree angle while holding your iPad in bed for a prolonged period of time. Problem exacerbated when trying to hold the iPad with one hand and jacking off with the other.
Sorry I cannot help you move next weekend. I'm suffering from iPad elbow.
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Like friends with benefits, but not a serious. Mostly committed only to cuddling and holding hands, no sex or kissing.
Johanna wants an elbow buddy because she's too young to have a fuckbuddy and to scared of relationship commitment
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A condition which occurs mainly in men, and results in red, slightly sensitive elbows, caused by prolonged friction with a couch, while in the missionary position.
"Hey Mark, did you see Steve? He's got some nasty Missionary's Elbow."
"Yeah man, he must have had a good time with Claire last night. He's got a hickey too."
Both - "Sweet"
Mark - "Dumb-ass wore a T-shirt though"
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A lesbian. Referring to a Degrassi episode where two lesbian touched each others elbows, indicating that they were into each other, elbow toucher.
Kendra and Kim are going out? I had no idea they were elbow touchers!
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Indescribable words used in the Christina Aguleria (however you spell it!) song "dirrrrrty".
Floor elbow, ring the alarm, floor elbows
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