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A career option that seems like the road to riches until graduation, when realise that the job market has been supersaturated with fellow geeks for the past five years.
Also: for the above reason, a slang term for a male 20something worker in a fast food restaurant.
"Of course, with a masters degree in software engineering, it was either flipping burgers or the dole queue again on Monday morning."
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One who studies at school and does not leave his/her room their entire freshman year. Except for classes and library runs and lan parties in the basement, these wonders of our modern college world are truly awe inspiring as to the fact that they can withstand having no social interractions for years on end with the simple promise of millions upon graduation.
Dayum. That kid is still in his room? Yeah, what do you expect? hes an aerospace engineer, lets go get krunked
Joe Fish is an aerospace engineer
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Euphemism for unemployed. It's a useful title to give women in clubs instead of admitting that you spend all day playing Xbox games. Many people think software engineers make a lot of money.
"Hi, can I buy you a drink?"
"Sure, what's your name and what do you do?"
"I'm George, I'm a software engineer."
"Oh, really!"
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Derives from the term "thomas the tank engine" but applied to a certain dandruffed overweight no-mum "thomas the wank engine" is appropiate as it describes hes dirty habitit of playing with hes choad. if u are unsure of this other term look it up. CHOAD
i wouldnt mind choo choo-ing on jackies clit and emptying my tank load on her engine.
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A device on the internet used to look up sites with the keyword you type in.
I needed to look up information on politics, so I typed it into the search engine and got all this cool stuff.
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College major adopted by prospective engineers dauted by courses in circuits, physical chemistry, thermodynamics, statics, fluid and soil mechanics, genetics, C++, talking to girls, and sobriety. The type that registers for that Stochastic Models class because he thinks it involves naked Croatian shutter fodder.
Nuclear engineering student: Yo Witness, word has it you dropped the bomb on civil engineering.
Mechanical engineering student: Yeah, you fumbling toward the Interesting and Easy?
Civil engineering student: Imaginary Engineering?
Biomedical engineering student: Inside Edition?
Industrial engineering student: My cat's breath smells like cat food.
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A new science invented by a high school senior at Richland Collegiate High School.
After noticing most Engineers are men she decided to try and promote engineering for women. Unfortunately, most of the women didn't understand how they could make a sandwich with mechanical engineering, or even what mechanical engineering was.
In response to her failure, she founded this new academic science specifically for women. Domestic engineering is the design of all the household necessities not already designed by men. These include, and are limited to, sandwiches or babies.
I'm glad that chick finally got knocked up, maybe now she'll drop up and take up Domestic Engineering like a real woman.
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