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A person with red hair that sticks up.
<Stunta> HA! Look at that kid!
<Polka> Yeah! What a fully erect penis head, bro!
<Stunta> Righteous!
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(noun)What Whitey gets when he sees a beb or is called a beb.(Verb) The act of ejaculating seamen.
"Hey Beb" *bong* or "Ahhh, that's cute. Whitey just whis erectioned all over his face.”
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A serious condition in which you begin to be aroused by dudes...Like One Direction.....
Dude, did you hear about Tim? He got the One Direction Erection Infection
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A temporary penile paralysis resulting from extreme sexual bewilderment and association of sacred reverence with female volcanic beauty, spiritual arousal and holy lava
- R: Sorry, just give me a minute...
- N: What’s wrong darlin'? Are you being shy? Does little junior need some help?
- R: Just bewildered by reverence for your inner and outer beauty, suffering from the Sacred Volcano Erection Effect.
- N: Hmm. And how long will that last?
- R: Hopefully as soon as I'm done worshiping the inner beauty.
- N: Pfft.
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A stupid person. Sometimes used for the laughs. Or a nickname for a dumb person who doesn't have a brain.
What about it, Penis face Erection head?
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The word got its origin from from a chinese quote that meant something along the line of "Dissing others does not help oneself". When I tried to translated it into English literally, it turned out to be something pretty hilarious.
bamboo man does not erect oneself, so stop being a bad boy and make fun of your fellow classmates.
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1. If you want to receive an erection to the penis, search sex or some shit on a browser.
2. If you want to erect a building, think of what would make you erect, and show the building materials whatever turns you on. If that doesn't work, if the building didn't automatically erect itself, then hire a contractor or construction team to do it. They are really good at turning that shit on, I think they'll like strippers for the wood, metal, stone, etc.
3. If you can't do any of these, go read a book on this and then see what you can learn from that.
4. If you are still too lazy to do that, why are you reading this? Go do something productive, go have fun, go clubbing, get yourself laid by a 15 year old do whatever your heart feels like. Trust me, it's fun that way.
How do you erect something....
1. Go to p**nhub,com. You know what the site is without the stars.
2. Build it. Get your lazy ass of a chair and go erect it personally.
3. It you're still too lazy to do either of those, go fuck yourself masturbate, I don't care. If you want to be productive, go read, do some gardening, or be interactive with people you care about. I f you don't care about anyone, commit suicide. That's what I did,