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The Sam Koutz Experience

When you treat a deserving female in such a way they decide to run up the stairs from the basement out the front door screaming and leaking all over the place

She looks like she needs the Sam Koutz Experience, but I don't have a basement available at the moment

by RyansForeverMinnesota December 13, 2023


Alice in wonderland experience

Drinking psychedelic Shroom tea and tripping balls in a closet.

‘Dude went and made his ‘special’ tea and had his own Alice in Wonderland experience in his room. He said he saw some really weird shit in there that made him question his life choices up to now.

by Graetep July 27, 2022


boyfriend experience

A service offered my male prostitutes which involves making the client feel as though he or she has a boyfriend (e.g., dinner, dates, activities)

Do you offer boyfriend experience? Maybe we could get dinner before we fuck...

by LeRichard April 9, 2023


Experious

A smurf account of any kind.

That's that one smurf accout, Experious.

by Experious October 10, 2022


Lived experience

And you hyper-fixate on it because you (to some extent) don't have an articulated or particularized self. How much of you actually identity is tied up in locality? "I went to this school and did this job." And I know how it's supposed to work. I'm supposed to infer from that based on the quality of the school and your occupation and I'm supposed to allow THAT INFERENCE to lend credence to the things you say or do... But it doesn't. Those are coordinates. That doesn't mean anything to anyone who isn't willing to pretend with you.

Hym "And my lived experience is more unique than yours. Imposed schizophrenia... Publicly embarrassed a mainstream intellectual... Pretty sure I started a labor movement. The auto worker guy quoted me except he replaced 'Retard' with 'Asshole.' So, you're welcome for that. I'm like an executive producer with an immaculate track-record. And what have you actually done? Nothing. You're contestant number 6# on a reality show and you know a guy."

by Hym Iam October 25, 2023


roblox horror experiences

A "sub-genre" of Roblox Horror Story Games that are cheap knock-offs of a game called "The Night-Shift Experience". They're most commonly known for having a thumbnail of a man crying blood out of his empty, dark eye sockets whilst wearing something and/or being in some place that relates to the experience.

Person 1: Bro, Roblox horror experiences are so trash!
Person 2: I know, right? They're so boring and they're everything but scary.
Person 1: Honestly, I prefer NEED MORE games.
Person 2: Bro, what the fuck?

by Sonic Feet Pic Lover February 16, 2024


Danish Windmill Experience

A woman sits cross-legged on a Lazy Susan holding a traditional wienerbrod Danish pastry. She is spun right round as several men take turns attempting to glaze it. Add schnapps for taste.

Hej Karolina, hold still! I can't hit the wienerbrod if you're conserving your angular momentum like that. This isn't anything like the Danish Windmill Experience my mom passed down in our family!

by TDWE June 13, 2024